I wanted to bake a cake and ice the words "Happy Birthday William Shatner" onto it in honor of his 81st birthday, but I don't have icing. I did, however, have a banana.
"William Shatner" wouldn't fit, so I wrote "Happy Birthday Bill". And then I went outside in my socks and took a picture of it amongst the twigs. And then sent it to him on twitter.
Happy Birthday, Bill!