The book: Trek or Treat, by Terry Flanagan and Eleanor Ehrhardt.
|Snarky Spock? Quite strange.|
First we have a wonderful shot of the "Vulcan death grip" as invented by Spock in "The Enterprise Incident" (one of my favorite episodes... then again, aren't they all?)
|I said... no peeking!|
But hey, it gave Kirk an opportunity to be shirtless, so why not? We all know he loved to show off his chest.
|Would you believe... I used to be a 99-pound weakling?|
|I do so have a sense of humor!|
|Gee, I didn't know it was loaded!|
And poor dying/reviving Kirk's face...
|There, there Captain - It's only a tetanus shot!|
PS. Jack Black would make an amazing Harry Mudd if the need ever rose.
|Okay, together now: "Tea for two and two for tea"|
|Love means never having to say you're sorry.|
But I digress. Putting an amusing spin on things:
|Nomad: Sometimes I think you only love me for your body.|
|Get a haircut, Son!|